Bewitched (TV Series)

I, Darrin, Take This Witch, Samantha (1964)

José Ferrer: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : [Samantha smiles caressing her wedding ring]  Every young girl needs love and romance.

  [Thunder at the window. Samantha looks angrily there] 

  Narrator : There's one thing she doesn't need...

  Samantha : [Endora appears]  Mother!

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : [narrating voice over]  Once upon a time, there was a typical American girl, who happened to bump into a typical red blooded American boy. And she bumped into him, and bumped into him. So, they decided they'd better sit down and talk this over before they had an accident. They became good friends. They found they had a lot of interests in common. Radio. Television. Trains. And when the boy found the girl attractive, desirable, irresistible, he did what any red-blooded American boy would do: He asked her to marry him. They had a typical wedding. Went on a typical honeymoon, in a typical bridal suite. Except, it so happens that this girl is a witch.