- Clare Arnold: [Correcting Steve's math homework] Wrong, wrong, wrong.
- Steve Sanders: Clare, if you gave me a multiple choice, at least I'd have half a chance.
- Clare Arnold: Steve, I don't think you get it, okay? You see, math is the one subject where you kind of can't take the easy way out.
- Steve Sanders: Oh, yeah? Then why did they invent calculators, huh?
- Clare Arnold: I'm starting to feel really sorry for you, so I'm going to ask you an easy question, okay? If I have two tickets to a Royal Ball, but I'm only using one, how many do I have left?
- Steve Sanders: Uh, one ticket.
- Clare Arnold: Yay! You got it right. Congratulations.
- Steve Sanders: Great. So what do I win?
- Clare Arnold: A date with me.
- Brandon Walsh: "Sensitive, gentle, caring"? Ever hear of truth in advertising?
- Steve Sanders: Well, yeah, but you get more honey with flies.
- Brandon Walsh: Can't argue with logic like that!