- Mrs. Millicent Schuyler-Potts: Date of Birth?
- Jethro Bodine: December the 4th.
- Mrs. Millicent Schuyler-Potts: Year?
- Jethro Bodine: No Ma'am, back home. We only been hyere a few weeks.
- Mrs. Millicent Schuyler-Potts: Now then, How do you gentlemen like your tea?
- Jethro Bodine: We don't know Ma'am. We ain't tasted it yet.
- Daisy Moses: I know what Pearl went there to keep an eye on, that Mr. Brewster.
- Jed Clampett: Well now Granny, Pearl's a widow woman. She's got a right to look.
- Daisy Moses: I ain't knockin' it. I got my eyes open myself.
- Mrs. Millicent Schuyler-Potts: You are in the 5th grade?
- Jethro Bodine: Yes Ma'am, just finished three years in the 4th.
- Jethro Bodine: [reading from Pearl's letter] "We knowed it was Jasper. He was there to get Jethrine. Her beauty had set his heart to burnin' with flamin' desire."
- Elly May Clampett: What's "flamin' desire" Pa?
- Jed Clampett: Well uh, Granny will explain that to you later.
- Daisy Moses: Well, I'll try. You're sure countin' a heap on my memory.