The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)

Show 27 (1976)

Jenny Lee Wright: Self, Various Roles

Quotes 

• Marshal Sam McCloud : Sgt. Pepper, I know everything.

  Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : Everything?

  Marshal Sam McCloud : Yes, Sgt. Pepper, I know everything.

  Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : Oh sir, sir, I'm not really immoral. It's just that I can't say no to a man in uniform. I mean, I'm not a nymphomaniac. At least, I don't think I am. It's just that smoking makes me feel sexy. I mean, every time I have a cigarette, I just want to grab the nearest man and tear all my clothes off.

  Marshal Sam McCloud : Now don't you worry about a thing. It's all right, dear Sgt. Pepper. You go to your compartment and sit down. I'll be along in a minute. In the meantime,

  [pulls a long cigar out of his jacket] 

  Marshal Sam McCloud : like to smoke that?

  [Sgt. Pepper leaves] 

  Marshal Sam McCloud : Well I never did, but I sure as hell am going to!

• Frank Cannon : [trying to squeeze past Sgt. Pepper in the narrow corridor]  I haven't been so embarrassed since I was with the president's daughter, examining her magnificent pair of bristols, er, pistols. A streaker ran across the white house lawn. Well, they had to convene a special assize court for him. And the things she said about him!

  Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : What a size?

  Frank Cannon : I don't think she said *that*.

• Frank Cannon : Looks like I'm either gonna starve to death or die of ecstacy.

  Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : I'm sorry about this. I hope you won't hold it against me.

  Frank Cannon : [under his breath]  That's exactly what I am doing.

  Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : The pleasure was all mine.

  Frank Cannon : Don't you believe it.