"Baywatch Nights" The Cabin (TV Episode 1996) - David Hasselhoff as Mitch Buchannon

Diamont Teague : What happened?

Ryan McBride : He bumped his head.

Mitch Buchannon : Terrific. Another headache. What are you doing here?

Diamont Teague : Actually, I wanted to talk to you about things that go bump in the night. Do you believe in ghosts?

Mitch Buchannon : No, no, but they scare me.
Mitch Buchannon : Haunted. When I think of haunted, I think of Aunt Tilly kicking off and hanging around long enough to make sure that Uncle John doesn't hook up with some floozie.

Ryan McBride : That's one definition.
Ryan McBride : Alright, well, I am participating in this weekend because I'm a scientist, and unlike you, I believe in the paranormal. But I do not believe in standing out here like a little puppy because Teague's a control freak. But if you wanna stay out here because you're afraid, wait for Teague, I understand.

Mitch Buchannon : Oh what, is this some kind challenge, right.

Ryan McBride : No, I mean, why would I challenge you?

Mitch Buchannon : Because competition is your middle name, and subconsciously you're attracted to me, and it's a way of getting my attention.
Ryan McBride : Tell me what you see.

Mitch Buchannon : Umm, there's a bed with a noose hanging over a wooden beam.

Ryan McBride : It's not real.

Mitch Buchannon : [feeling the noose] How do you know?

Ryan McBride : None of it's real. It's just a bunch of ghosts and illusions. It's maybe something with the light, maybe some molecular imaging, but trust me Mitch, it is not real, okay?

David Hasselhoff: Mitch Buchannon