- Mitch Buchannon: [voice-over] Have you ever stopped to think about some of the things we do to survive? Survival is primal, and we do what we have to. But sometimes, we cross over the line. Which is exactly what happened to me and Garner when we took an undercover case at a fast food restaurant that had been robbed five times.
- Garner Ellerbee: [Garner's car has just broken down. A young woman pulls over and approaches him] Hey.
- [laughing self-consciously]
- Garner Ellerbee: Hi.
- Summer: Hello. Car trouble?
- Garner Ellerbee: [sighing] Yeah, one of those days.
- Summer: Ahh, I've had those.
- [looking at Garner's chicken costume]
- Summer: Masquerade party.
- Garner Ellerbee: Actually, I'm on my way home from work.
- Summer: Really? Uhh, you're a professional chicken?
- Garner Ellerbee: [laughing] No, I'm a private investigator. Uh, undercover job, a stakeout.
- Summer: At the coop?
- [laughs]
- Garner Ellerbee: [laughing] Y'know, you're funny. I like that.
- Summer: So are you. So do I.
- Garner Ellerbee: Well, you know. Birds of a feather.
- Summer: [offering her hand] I'm Summer.
- Garner Ellerbee: [shaking her hand] I'm Garner.
- Summer: I'm an attorney. Do you need one?
- Garner Ellerbee: Uh, well no, but, um, I don't suppose you feel like picking up a little... chicken on the way home?
- Summer: Well, hop in. I just love a man in a fowl mood.
- Ryan McBride: They're never gonna release his brother from prison.
- Lou Raymond: Or give this fool a million dollars.
- Mitch Buchannon: Either way, they're gonna kill us.
- Ryan McBride: Oh that's very comforting, Mitch, thanks.