- Mitch Buchannon: [voice-over] To catch a gigolo, I decided to become a gigolo. So I worked out a little harder that week, borrowed some serious threads, copped an attitude, and voila. Now Ryan, she was gonna be my sexy, but oh so innocent target.
- Garner Ellerbee: [over the phone] Listen, Mitch. I need some help tracking down Bobby Bahama. Is Ryan busy?
- Mitch Buchannon: [over the phone] Yeah, yeah, she's tied up on the gigolo case.
- Garner Ellerbee: Come on, can't she break loose for a couple of hours?
- Mitch Buchannon: Uh, sorry partner. No can do. Um, how about Destiny?
- Garner Ellerbee: Aw give me a break. Look she's a sweet kid, but her elevator does not go all the way to the top.
- Mitch Buchannon: So, uh, what are you gonna let this guy do, huh? Hit a couple doubles, maybe blast a grand slam or what?
- Ryan McBride: Well, he is pretty hot. He's got such a cute little...
- Mitch Buchannon: Like I said, how far are you gonna go with this game, kid?
- Ryan McBride: Well, I don't know, Mitch. I mean, as far as I have to. This is a job. I'm a professional. Do we have some sort of problem here?
- Mitch Buchannon: No. No. No problem at all.
- Ryan McBride: What are you doing?
- Mitch Buchannon: What do you mean, what am I doing? What was that all about?
- Ryan McBride: Was what?
- Mitch Buchannon: The kiss.
- Ryan McBride: What, what about it?
- Mitch Buchannon: What do you mean what about it? It's a little over the top, don't you think? He was slobbering all over you.
- Ryan McBride: I'm a professional. I can handle a little slobber.
- Mitch Buchannon: That was a lot of slobber.
- Ryan McBride: Can we talk about something else, please?