Baywatch Nights (TV Series)

Blues Boy (1995)

David Hasselhoff: Mitch Buchannon

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• Mitch Buchannon : [voice-over]  The difference between being a lifeguard and a private eye is that a lifeguard has to spot trouble and respond. Private eye gets hired by someone who's already in trouble. Either way, a stranger's life is suddenly in your hands. Unfortunately, private eyes can't always spot the victims as easily as lifeguards.

• Garner Ellerbee : [Willie Logan has just exited the office after hiring the firm to find his "dad." He's lied about his mother]  Huh. She's sick. In bed.

  Ryan McBride : At Auntie Em's house.

  Mitch Buchannon : This isn't Kansas, Toto.

  Garner Ellerbee : Hurry on down to Merv's Car Town, one oh five...

  Ryan McBride : South Firestone, yeah. What's the deal?

  Garner Ellerbee : Bogus little booger.

• Ryan McBride : [as they chase Willie]  Don't let him get away!

  Mitch Buchannon : I'm not letting him, he's doing it all by himself!

• Ryan McBride : [She and Mitch pause before leaving the Child Protective Services office]  You know, may I just...

  Mitch Buchannon : Be my guest.

  Ryan McBride : hank you.

  [They turn back to Miss Belda, the CPS agent] 

  Ryan McBride : The child is not just a burdensome case file, nor is he troublesome. He's just a scared little boy that got lost in a bad shuffle. And he, along with everyone else on the planet, except for you, wants to be loved by everybody else. Am I done?

  Mitch Buchannon : Doesn't feel like it.

  Ryan McBride : Mm. You, Miss Belda, are a sourpussed, constipated, and I hope that is your only excuse for acting like this, butthead.

  Mitch Buchannon : There. All done.

• Mitch Buchannon : [searching a dark tunnel for Ryan and Willie]  Flashlights always remind me of that movie, E.T. Remember? The guy with the keys in the woods?

  Garner Ellerbee : Ugh, don't talk about movies.

  Mitch Buchannon : Why not?

  Garner Ellerbee : 'Cause I just saw Jurassic Park. Scared me to death.

  Mitch Buchannon : Jurassic Park's not a scary movie. Invasion of the Body Snatchers, that's a scary movie.

  Garner Ellerbee : Will you stop talking about scary movies?

  Mitch Buchannon : What are you, scared?

  Garner Ellerbee : I'm not scared. I'm trying to focus on a calm place, a babbling brook, a park or something.

  Mitch Buchannon : Jurassic Park.