Baywatch Nights (TV Series)

Backup (1996)

Angie Harmon: Ryan McBride

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• Ryan McBride : [looking around Nights, where redecorators are hard at work]  What is this? What's going on?

  Donna Marco : Oh, I'm making some changes.

  Ryan McBride : Well you just did a whole makeover!

  Donna Marco : Oh that was the big stuff. But we both know, if you want it to fly, you gotta accessorize.

• Ryan McBride : Uhh, I wonder, Paul, could you, kind of get to the point, I...

  Paul Whitset : The point, yes. Uh, well, I have a mistress. I, I suppose that's what you would call her. But I say the word "mistress," it seems wrong, it sounds seedy and vile. Joy - that's her name, Joy - is none of that. She's really quite wonderful. I love her. More than I thought I could love anyone. In this turmoil, she's been my haven.

  Garner Ellerbee : Well, I, I still don't understand. What's the problem?

  Paul Whitset : I think she's gonna kill me.

• Medical Examiner : You remember how I was telling you I was having this problem when chicks find out that I cut up people for a livin'? Well I, I've got a new approach.

  Ryan McBride : Yeah? What was in his stomach?

  Medical Examiner : Lunch. Hot dog. Chili fries.

  Ryan McBride : How long between the time when he ate and when he died?

  Medical Examiner : Oh, 'bout an hour, give or take. You know, um, I, I have a whole new method now. I tell 'em what I do, but I make it sound like Tales from the Crypt. Very mysterious, very macabre.

  Ryan McBride : What, and this works?

  Medical Examiner : Hey, it has done wonders for my social life.

• Medical Examiner : You're still my dream, McBride.

  Ryan McBride : [to herself]  Keep dreaming.