- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: [while they're changing into their uniforms, Starbuck notices that hers isn't clean] Don't you think you should wash that?
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: I did.
- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: [scoffs] Like when, a month ago?
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: Do you have a problem with my hygiene?
- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: You have hygiene?
- Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: I clean up good sometimes, all right?
- Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: Well, let me know when it's one of those times.
- Commander William Adama: Politics. As exciting as war. Definitely as dangerous.
- President Laura Roslin: Though in war, you only get killed once. In politics it can happen over and over.
- Commander William Adama: You're still standing.
- President Laura Roslin: So are you.
- President Laura Roslin: Mr. Zarek. Oh, don't worry, I won't be kissing you today.
- Tom Zarek: That's a shame. I shaved very closely in anticipation of being smacked by you.