- Scarface: Hoo-hoo! She's a live one!
- Selina Kyle: In two seconds, that'll be more than I can say about you.
- Scarface: I thought you'd want a chance to get even with the Vreelands. Not just for yourself, you understand, but for all those poor little stuffed animals, what never had a chance to fight back.
- Selina Kyle: Oh, barf.
- Arnold Wesker: Please, I never did anything to you. Scarface, he's another person, not me, really.
- Catwoman: But he's inside you somewhere, and I'm going to keep scratching until I find him.
- Bruce Wayne: Well, that was pretty rude.
- Selina Kyle: Just the cat in me, I guess. Look, Bruce, it was sweet of you to invite me, but I don't fit in here. Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.
- Arnold Wesker: Excuse me, Mr. Scarface, but isn't it cruel to take advantage of that nice Ms. Kyle?
- Scarface: Hold my hat, will ya?
- [the Ventriloquist takes Scarface's hat off, and conks himself in the head]
- Scarface: Bam!
- Arnold Wesker: Ow!
- Scarface: That's what ya get for goin' soft on me.
- Arnold Wesker: Yes, sir.
- Catwoman: I was looking at this exhibit earlier. It's brand-new. Why would they remove the animals so soon?
- Batman: [finding a clue] This lock's been sprung. Our thief is clever, using dummy cards to cover his tracks. An extinct animal trophy is worth a fortune to the crook who can fence it.
- Catwoman: All those poor little stuffed critters. That's what he was after all along.
- Batman: You're not telling me something.
- Scarface: The guard's puttin' the cat out like I planned. Catwoman should have all the time she needs to lift the jewels and split.
- Catwoman: [inside] This one's for the Vreelands.
- Scarface: But plans can change, can't they, Rhino?
- Rhino: [snickering] Right, boss.
- [he fires a flare through the museum window]
- Catwoman: [throwing an antique into a fire] It's priceless, Batman. The last of its kind. Will you take me in or let it become extinct again? The lady or the tiger, darling. Your choice.
- Selina Kyle: Giving up Catwoman hasn't been easy, Bruce. I miss the excitement, the danger. Sometimes I feel so tempted.
- Bruce Wayne: Even though you'd be risking prison?
- Selina Kyle: Tell me I'm not in a cage now.
- Scarface: Get me out of here! Hurry! Hurry!
- Arnold Wesker: [Catwoman snatches Scarface with her whip] Oh, no!
- Catwoman: Oh, yes.
- Scarface: Put me down!
- Catwoman: [throwing him away] Sure.
- Scarface: AAAAAH!
- [landing on conveyor belt]
- Scarface: Uh-oh.
- Arnold Wesker: Mr. Scarface!
- Catwoman: [tripping him] Let's let the chips fall where they may.
- Scarface: Get me off of here! Dummy, help me!
- Scarface: You know, I never had much use for animals, except Rhino here.
- Rhino: Thanks, boss.
- Scarface: Then it hit me. Some rich geeks will pay big bucks for critters they can't go out and shoot no more. You know what these things are worth dead?
- Catwoman: More than my life, I bet.
- Scarface: You win, kitten. I needed a dummy to keep the cops busy while I grabbed the stiffs.
- Catwoman: So you conned me into that phony jewel robbery.
- Scarface: Too bad for you you figured it out.
- Veronica Vreeland: Since you're so devoted to wildlife, Selina, I can't wait to hear what you think of the museum's new conservation hall. I had it built in honor of my grandfather, Stanton Vreeland. He was the first to realize the importance of preserving rare animals.
- Selina Kyle: Not surprising, considering how many of them he obliterated.
- Veronica Vreeland: Excuse me?
- Selina Kyle: Stanton Vreeland was a playboy sportsman who'd blow away anything that wandered into his gunsight. He had to preserve animals, or he'd have nothing left to shoot.
- Veronica Vreeland: Is that right?
- Selina Kyle: Uh-huh. In fact, most of these critters are gone thanks to trigger-happy jerks like ol' grandpa.
- Bruce Wayne: Selina.
- Selina Kyle: But, Bruce, Ms. Vreeland asked me what I thought.
- Scarface: Dummy, don't keep our pretty guest in the dark.
- Arnold Wesker: Yes, sir, Mr. Scarface.
- Scarface: [the lights turn on] Ah, that's better.
- Selina Kyle: [gasping] You've gotta be kidding.
- Scarface: [she starts laughing] What's she laughin' at? My fly ain't open, is it?
- Arnold Wesker: No, sir.
- Scarface: So what's the gag?
- Selina Kyle: [still laughing] Oh, come on, you know.
- [pantomiming a ventriloquist act]
- Selina Kyle: "What's the gag?"
- Scarface: Can it, sister! This is Scarface you're dealin' with, and I don't stand for no disrespect.
- Arnold Wesker: I'd do as he says, ma'am. Mr. Scarface can be quite insistent.
- Scarface: I don't think anyone's talkin' to you!
- Arnold Wesker: No, sir.
- Batman: Don't make it harder on yourself.
- Catwoman: He cost me my freedom.
- Batman: No! You gave it up. From the very start, I suspected there was more to this business than you were telling, so I put a transmitter on your cat back at your apartment. It led me here in time to hear your confession. Why did you do it, Selina?
- Catwoman: I have to be who I am. I realize now I can't change that. Like I told someone else tonight, it's just the cat in me.
- Scarface: My boys happened to be in the museum when they saw your little set-to with Ms. Ronnie V. They also seen you licking your whiskers at the sight of Ronnie's pretty sparklers.
- Selina Kyle: You're boring me, log.
- Scarface: That's right, Penguin. I got your bird, just like I promised. Of course, it'll cost you extra. Hey, you don't want it, fine. I can always use it for pillow stuffing. Ah, see there? I knew you'd be reasonable. While I got you on the horn, can I interest you in a Tazmanian tiger? A steal at only two mil.
- [hearing Selina's cat Isis meow]
- Scarface: No, huh? That's okay. I got a client dyin' to get her paws on it.
- Selina Kyle: Looks like the hunt's on again, Isis. I think a quick trip out of town is in order.
- Batman: [appearing from the shadows] Don't buy your ticket yet.
- Selina Kyle: What a pleasant surprise. Though I should warn you, breaking and entering is against the law.
- Batman: You would know. Care to explain what you were doing at the museum tonight?
- Selina Kyle: Look, I was there earlier for a party, and I... kind of lost my temper. I went back to apologize, and the place was empty, except for the burglars. I happened to have my outfit in the car, and I thought if I nailed the robbers, I could work up some points with the cops, maybe even with you.
- [he smirks]
- Selina Kyle: I know how bad this looks for me, but it wasn't my fault.
- Batman: [with a contented purr, Isis rubs herself on his leg] Would you come back to the museum and tell your story to the authorities?
- Selina Kyle: I suppose. If you're with me. After all, we do make a good team.
- Batman: When we're on the same side.
- [first lines]
- Selina Kyle: [narrating in voiceover] Poor baby. I used to be just like you: a child of the night, wild and free. I was the cat who walked by herself, and the city was my hunting ground. I prowled through Gotham each evening, going where I liked and taking whatever I wanted. Until I met him.
- [flashback to her fighting Batman]
- Selina Kyle: I gave him my best fight, but in the end... kitty got her claws clipped. Had to promise I'd be a good little pet and walk on a leash. Even if it killed me.