Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Birds of a Feather (1993)
Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne
Quotes
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[Penguin steps outside with a small case]
Bruce Wayne : [follows him] Admiring the Vreeland jewelry, Mr. Cobblepot?
The Penguin : Ah, Mr. Wayne, isn't it? Actually, I was thinking of adding this to her collection.
[reveals a gold penguin brooch]
Bruce Wayne : [surprised] I'm sorry. Maybe the rumors of your reform are *not* exaggerated.
The Penguin : Anything's possible when love is involved.
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Bruce Wayne : I've heard you're running around with a dangerous crowd.
Veronica Vreeland : Well, keep it under your hat, Brucie, but I've just snagged the Penguin for my party.
Bruce Wayne : Why?
Pierce : For the entertainment, dodo. Can't you just see their faces when that stuffed capon waddles in?
Bruce Wayne : I'd think twice if I were you.
Pierce : Oh, lighten up, Wayne. After all, he is N-O-K-D; not our kind, dear.
Bruce Wayne : Better be careful that your little joke doesn't come home to roost.
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The Penguin : Well, fellow rogues, it's great to be back.
[seeing the empty, drafty room]
The Penguin : If you're trying to surprise me, you're doing an excellent job. Say, who's there? Two-Face? Croc? Joker, old shoe!
Batman : None of the above, Penguin.
The Penguin : Oh, no. Not you.
Batman : Get used to it. Wherever you go, I'll be right behind you.
The Penguin : Precisely where you belong. But you needn't bother. Haven't you heard? I've reformed, paid my debt to society and all that.
Batman : We'll see. I just came to tell you to keep your beak clean.
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Batman : I knew you couldn't stay clean for more than one day.
Veronica Vreeland : Let him go! He didn't do anything. It was those brutes.
Batman : He wasn't with them?
The Penguin : That's right, you vulgar vigilante. In my day, I associated with a much higher class of riffraff.
Veronica Vreeland : I'm so sorry, Ozzie.
The Penguin : As long as you weren't bruised, my peach.
Batman : Peach?
The Penguin : Why don't you be a good masked man and ride off into the night? This time, I'll clean up after you.