Batman (TV Series)

The Cat and the Fiddle (1966)

Burt Ward: Robin

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Quotes 

• Batman : Oh, better put five cents in the meter.

  Robin : No policeman is going to give the Batmobile a ticket!

  Batman : No matter, Robin - this money goes to our building better roads. We all must do our part. Good citizenship, you know.

  Robin : Holy taxation! You're right again, Batman.

• Robin : [Catwoman's "getaway rocket" won't start]  You can't get away from Batman that easy!

  Batman : Easily.

  Robin : [nods]  Easily.

  Batman : Good grammar is essential, Robin.

  Robin : Thank you, Batman.

  Batman : You're welcome. Now, let's get them!

• Robin : That was the closest call we've ever had, Batman. I have to admit, I was scared.

  Batman : I had no fear whatsoever, Robin.

  Robin : You didn't?

  Batman : Not a bit. Haven't you noticed how we always manage to escape the vicious ensnarements of our underhanded opponents? Don't you know why?

  Robin : Because we're smarter than they are.

  Batman : I prefer to believe it's because our hearts are pure.

• Robin : Holy Alps! I'd better brush up on my geography!

• Robin : Don't fret. With good behavior, you could be out in seven-and-a-half years.

  Catwoman : [sadly]  I'll be an old tabby by then.

• Robin : Maybe you can bully an aging mogul, but not me, Catwoman!

• Jack O'Shea : [referring to Robin the Boy Wonder]  Let's can the gabbathon and thrown this rascal out!

  Robin : [Robin is grabbed by Catwoman's catboys]  I might have known you were involved! A person like you could give a bad name to gossip columnists!

• [last lines] 

  Robin : I wonder if we've seen the end of her.

  Batman : I wouldn't hazard a guess, Robin.

  Commissioner Gordon : Why, Batman, are you blushing?

  Batman : It's the... heat of the day, Commissioner. Unseasonably warm, don't you think?