Barney Miller (TV Series)
Tunnel (1977)
Jay Gerber: Howard Gabriel
Quotes
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Yemana : [takes out a bagful of evidence] He had this stuffed in his briefcase.
Capt. Barney Miller : Handcuffs, mace? A blackjack?
Howard Gabriel : That's the first rule of teaching: get their respect.
Capt. Barney Miller : Mr. Gabriel, I would imagine there are better ways of establishing rapport with one's class.
Howard Gabriel : What do you want? Do you want me to go in there like that Kotter on TV, armed only with my wit?
Capt. Barney Miller : Mr. Gabriel...
Howard Gabriel : If I told them jokes like he did, they would cut my heart out with their little pencils!
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Howard Gabriel : Oh God, how I hate that show!
Howard Gabriel : [singing part of the 'Welcome Back, Kotter' theme] "Welcome back, welcome back..."
Howard Gabriel : You want to know how they welcomed back Mr. Blaine, the librarian? Blew up his car!