Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Psychiatrist (1976)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You know, you keep looking at stuff like this long enough, you start getting tired of it.
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, it's, uh, called aversion therapy.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Yeah?
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, you know, it's like if you want to stop smoking, uh, they force you to keep smoking one cigarette after the other, until finally you're, uh, sick of it.
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Hey Chano, you know what your body's worth?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Huh ? I, among others, have a pretty good idea.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Ninety-three dollars. That's what it says here the blood and chemicals come to.
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, man, maybe that's what your body's worth. But, I mean, I got more than just blood and chemicals. I mean, there's wit, charm.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Ninety-four dollars.
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Det. Ron Harris : What's that?
Det. Phil Fish : My insurance company. They're raising the premium on my life insurance policy. $50 a month.
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, that's not fair, man. You ought to pay less as you get closer.
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Det. Ron Harris : It's, uh, required reading. I'm taking a crash course in degeneracy.
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Det. Ron Harris : Suede and Leather Prices Going Up.
[Newspaper Headline]
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Harris, that's what I like about you: your priorities.