Barney Miller (TV Series)
Snow Job (1975)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : [talking on the phone] Hey, Engine Room, what's the matter with you guys? Turn the heat down! The humidity's murder up here! We can't even get the stamps to stick to the envelopes.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Wish I could say the same for my shorts.
Det. Ron Harris : [mocking Yemana's voice] Very well put.
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Det. Ron Harris : [talking on the phone] Hey, Engine Room? Hey, what's the matter with you guys? It's 26 degrees up here. Hey, I wasn't meant for this type of weather, baby.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Tell him my blood is turning to slush.
Det. Ron Harris : [on the phone] Hey, don't give me "energy crisis," man! How would you like it if we quit and left your loved ones unprotected?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Very well put.
Det. Ron Harris : [on the phone] Hey, baby, it is cold up here.
[another phone rings and Yemana answers it]
Det. Ron Harris : [on the first phone] Yeah, well, if we don't get some heat up here, we're gonna start breaking up the furniture and burning it.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Harris, you were standing right there, when I was putting it in the safe
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, you wouldn't let me help you, remember. You said it was all yours
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : You said that ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Figure of speech, Mr Gross. Detective Wojciehowicz probably felt personally responsible for the money.
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : He is personally responsible for the money
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : You here that Harris !
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, don't look at me. If I needed extra money, I'd do windows.
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Capt. Barney Miller : What's going on here, you'd think in this kind of weather, business would be slow.
Det. Ron Harris : The armored car drivers and the guards are still on strike. Money is piling up faster in the stores than garbage on the streets
Capt. Barney Miller : Burglaries, armed robberies, aggravated assaults
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, and every dude with a gun, or a knife, or a pointed stick is out there trying to seek his fortune
Capt. Barney Miller : Civilization, huh ?
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah !
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You want to see something funny ? Come in the toilet
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, what have you been doing, writing on the walls again ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : No, water on the sink is frozen, and a bunch of ants are crossing the ice they're slipping and falling all over the place. Come on. It's the funniest thing.
Det. Ron Harris : Hey man you got a weird sense of humor, you know that.