Barney Miller (TV Series)
Moonlighting (1977)
Cal Gibson: Del Mitchell
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : Mr. Mitchell
Del Mitchell : Speaking
Capt. Barney Miller : Mr. Mitchell, there is a young man sitting over there... says he you gave him a dollar to take a bag somewhere
Del Mitchell : Never saw him before
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, he's sitting over. Why don't you look that way ?
Del Mitchell : No need to. I haven't been out of my barbershop all day.
Capt. Barney Miller : I didn't say anything about which day it was
Del Mitchell : Pick one
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Tom Fields : I want to give you a dollar back. I couldn't bring the bag over
Del Mitchell : Hey, I don't have the slightest idea what your talking about ?
Tom Fields : I was going to carry the bag but i dropped it
Del Mitchell : Man, I don't even know who you are ?
Tom Fields : I'm Tom Fields, I live at the third house after the mailbox
Del Mitchell : Look, I am a trying to meditate and you are disrupting my concentration.
Tom Fields : What ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : He says he can't think and talk at the same time.
Del Mitchell : Hey, you talking to me ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : See .
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Capt. Barney Miller : Sorry to keep you waiting Mr. Mitchell
Del Mitchell : Can I leave now ?
Capt. Barney Miller : A few more questions ?
Del Mitchell : In that case, I want my lawyer
Capt. Barney Miller : Look, your not going to need your lawyer
Del Mitchell : Hey, look, it's his word against mine and that's what it comes down to . You think a judge is going to believe a dummy ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Aren't you being a little hard on yourself ?
Del Mitchell : Is that all ?
Capt. Barney Miller : That's all
Det. Ron Harris : Hey Mitchell, use another kid like this and I'm going to be all over you. I mean, I' m going to go out of my to see to it that you stay within the law
Del Mitchell : Hey Captain, your man here is threaten me with harassment
Capt. Barney Miller : Sergeant Harris, Harris did you say something ?
Det. Ron Harris : Hmm
Del Mitchell : Oh ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey Barn, what about Tom ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Just see he gets home okay
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Right. Come on Tom !