Barney Miller (TV Series)
Moonlighting (1977)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : Harris is captain of security.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Oh yeah? Well whoopity-doopity-doo.
Det. Ron Harris : You know, I expected you to say something like. However, the number of syllables did surprise me
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Uh, how come your working two jobs, anyway Harris?
Det. Ron Harris : Orchestra seats, nice clothes, fine wine. I mean, it's called living the full life.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Harris, I'm satisfied. I go bowling. I have a few beers. That's a full life.
Det. Ron Harris : That's gusto.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [yelling] Where were you carrying the bag ?
Capt. Barney Miller : [about the retarded kid] He's not deaf.
Tom Fields : To the barbershop... next to the roller skating ring
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, Barney That's, uh, Del Mitchell's place.
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh yeah. Didn't we raid it last year for prostitution ?
Det. Ron Harris : Right.They had the fifty dollar manicure
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, let's bring him in and ask a few questions. See what we can find out ?
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, uh, Barney, Why don't you let me go alone ? I think, it will be easier to get in.
Capt. Barney Miller : Okay, uh, have Kogan put a squad car in the area, though
Det. Ron Harris : Right
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Tom Fields : I want to give you a dollar back. I couldn't bring the bag over
Del Mitchell : Hey, I don't have the slightest idea what your talking about ?
Tom Fields : I was going to carry the bag but i dropped it
Del Mitchell : Man, I don't even know who you are ?
Tom Fields : I'm Tom Fields, I live at the third house after the mailbox
Del Mitchell : Look, I am a trying to meditate and you are disrupting my concentration.
Tom Fields : What ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : He says he can't think and talk at the same time.
Del Mitchell : Hey, you talking to me ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : See .
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Capt. Barney Miller : Sorry to keep you waiting Mr. Mitchell
Del Mitchell : Can I leave now ?
Capt. Barney Miller : A few more questions ?
Del Mitchell : In that case, I want my lawyer
Capt. Barney Miller : Look, your not going to need your lawyer
Del Mitchell : Hey, look, it's his word against mine and that's what it comes down to . You think a judge is going to believe a dummy ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Aren't you being a little hard on yourself ?
Del Mitchell : Is that all ?
Capt. Barney Miller : That's all
Det. Ron Harris : Hey Mitchell, use another kid like this and I'm going to be all over you. I mean, I' m going to go out of my to see to it that you stay within the law
Del Mitchell : Hey Captain, your man here is threaten me with harassment
Capt. Barney Miller : Sergeant Harris, Harris did you say something ?
Det. Ron Harris : Hmm
Del Mitchell : Oh ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey Barn, what about Tom ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Just see he gets home okay
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Right. Come on Tom !
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Tom Fields : I am going to be a policeman some day ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Oh yeah, wecan probably use the help
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Sylvester White : [sees Wojo's nameplate] How do you pronounce that?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : How do you *think*?
Sylvester White : It looks like Wojciehowicz. What were you, a breached birth?
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Well Tom, you ready to go?
Tom Fields : Where?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Home.
Tom Fields : With you?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No, your home.
[Tom looks disappointed]
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It's okay, you can come over to my home some other time.
Tom Fields : [smiles] I want to meet all your friends.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I don't have that many.
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Tom Fields : [picks up Wojo's baseball] Do you have a little boy?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [takes the ball back] Uh no, I don't have any kids.