Barney Miller (TV Series)
Massage Parlor (1976)
Abe Vigoda: Det. Phil Fish
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I'm telling you, I just can't believe that an old lady could inflict that kind of punishment on a man
Det. Phil Fish : You've learned nothing from knowing me
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Capt. Barney Miller : Any luck ?
Fletcher : These pictures... some of them are awfully old. I mean, they're yellow and curling up at the edges
Det. Phil Fish : It will happen to you to, Mr. Fletcher
Capt. Barney Miller : Chano, maybe you better bring those ladies in just in case Mr Fletcher can make a positive ID
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : All right
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Det. Phil Fish : I couldn't get anyone to do anything to me for any amount of money
Capt. Barney Miller : Legitimate massage parlor then, huh ?
Det. Phil Fish : They wouldn't even do that
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Det. Phil Fish : You know, Nick, Bernice used to massage me, scrub my back, smooth my brows, blow on my neck.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : What for?
Det. Phil Fish : My very words.
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Hey, Fish! How'd it go?
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, c'mon Fish, did you uh... did you get a bite?
Capt. Barney Miller : Fish? Any luck?
Det. Phil Fish : I couldn't get anyone to do anything to me... for any amount of money.
Capt. Barney Miller : Uh, legitimate... uh, massage parlor, hm?
Det. Phil Fish : They wouldn't even do that.