Barney Miller (TV Series)
Landmark: Part 2 (1982)
Al Ruscio: Jack Norrell
Quotes
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Jack Norrell : Yeah, they we're going to call you, but I told them not to
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh ?
Jack Norrell : Well, I felt, better you hear it from me than some stranger.
Det. Ron Harris : Have we met ?
Jack Norrell : Not really ? Anyways, the place will be in escrow for the next thirty day. You guys don't have to pack right now
Capt. Barney Miller : That's, very considerate of you
Jack Norrell : Sure, in the meantime, I'll be poppin' in and out now and then. But, I'll try to keep out of your hair. I mean, after all, this is a police station. Do you mind if I use my bathroom ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Go right ahead
Jack Norrell : Thanks
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Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, don't you have things to do ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, but why the hell bother ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Barn, these guys come breezin' in here, acting like they own the damn world, like we're the one getting in the way. You might as well chuck the whole right now, and just go sit out on the street
Capt. Barney Miller : My office.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What's that going to accomplish ?
Det. Ron Harris : Barn, he's got a point
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I got dibs on the curb
Capt. Barney Miller : Come on, it's just a building. And a damn lousy one at that. I mean, we... we sweat like pigs in the summertime, freeze our tails off in the winter. I got a bathroom that is an embarrassment. The roof leaks. You really want my opinion, we should have been out of here years ago.
Joseph Saxon : Roof, huh ?
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, it's been home, we've done some fine work here. But, they can't take that away from us. What would be so terrible if we... we moved to some nicer quarters ? Someplace with a... electric typewriters. With a bathroom that is a bathroom. A window that actually looks out on something. What would be so terrible ? The point is, what's the difference where we work, as long as we're working together ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I hear they got a Mr. Coffee over at Manhattan South .
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, there you go. Why don't you grab yourself a cup, when you drop off the professor there. You can head on home from there.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Thanks Barney
Capt. Barney Miller : You guys too, it's almost check-out time you go ahead on home.
Det. Ron Harris : Thank you Barney
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I feel better
Jack Norrell : Listen Captain, I think we will be heading out to. We're going take a look at that roof... hey, nice speech
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you
Professor Vincent Thorndyke : You know, he's right, this place is in a lot of trouble
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Leave it alone
Professor Vincent Thorndyke : If it's a matter of a deed, low interest...
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Leave it alone
Det. Ron Harris : Barn, Arthur and I are going to stop for a bite, do you want to join us
Capt. Barney Miller : No, I have some paperwork to finish up
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Better hurry
Capt. Barney Miller : Good Night
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : See you, Barn
Det. Ron Harris : Good Night, Barney
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Capt. Barney Miller : What can I do for you, Mr. Norrell ?
Jack Norrell : I would like you to meet Joseph Saxon, my architect
Joseph Saxon : Oh my God !
Capt. Barney Miller : Mr. Saxon
Jack Norrell : I thought I would bring him around, show him what we are up against ?