- Capt. Barney Miller: According to you wife, she hired Mr. Sykes here to kill you.
- David Shulton: Oh, is that true, Pumpkin?
- Harriet Shulton: Yes.
- David Shulton: Well, who put the bee in *your* bonnet?
- Harriet Shulton: Oh God, I'm sorry I called it off.
- David Shulton: Well then, Pumpkin, you can rot in jail.