Barney Miller (TV Series)
Hair (1975)
Henry Beckman: Lyman Cooper
Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay , Mr. Cooper, you are entitled to a phone call, do you want to talk to somebody
Lyman Cooper : Sure, do you know anybody that delivers ?
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Come on ! , Come On !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Just take it easy Mr. Cooper, your in enough trouble all ready
Lyman Cooper : Self-defense, that guy took a swing at me, first, you know and so did she.
Barney Miller : What's he doing up here ?
Det. Ron Harris : Lyman Cooper -- Drunk. Disorderly. Assault and Battery.
Lyman Cooper : Nobody can take a joke no more. I'm just sitting at the bar minding my own business and this blonde comes over to me and she says "Buy you a drink sweetie" and I says to her "How dare you?" and then this big guy comes over to me. The guy takes a cut at me and then the blonde knocks me right off the barstool. Well, maybe it was the other way around.
Barney Miller : Take a seat, Mr. Cooper
Lyman Cooper : Hey buy you a drink ?
Barney Miller : Uh, no