- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: But there was plenty of time left.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Sure, but Hegel's dialectic says that clashes between two forces is a natural and inevitable process, the result of which cannot be altered.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Well I say that the Cowboys coulda won the game if Smith hadn't dropped the pass.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Not according to Hegel.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Are you still rehashing the Super Bowl?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Uh, Dietrich is.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Only from a Hegelian perspective
- Capt. Barney Miller: Really? I would have imagined you would have taken the Freudian approach.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: For defense, sure.