Barney Miller (TV Series)
Evacuation (1976)
Jack Soo: Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Wojo, you can't evacuate an whole city because a sewer backs up. You take shorter breathes and quicker steps
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Officer Callahan : Okay, what's the book say ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : The book don't say nothing about getting people out ! It says to put them down in the subways
Officer Callahan : You can't get no 11 million people in the subways
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You can at 5 o' clock
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Capt. Barney Miller : What the hell is that ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Uh, I guess Beckman fixed the siren.
Capt. Barney Miller : Wonderful -- Just what we need at a time like this.
Beckman : There, I fixed it ! Now, I can't turn it off !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I only wanted to know if we had one !
Capt. Barney Miller : All right ! All right ! Go find the master switch and kill it, so you don't panic the whole precinct !
Beckman : I hope your satisfied !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey, it's just rules and regulations !
Capt. Barney Miller : Listen, get on the phone with dispatch. Have them send some patrol cars around the neighborhood with bullhorns telling everybody its a false alarm
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : I hope your right
Capt. Barney Miller : Creevey, there's no work ! The city has no money ! Will you get out of here !
Det. Ron Harris : Inspector ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Yes
Det. Ron Harris : It's the commissioner , it's for you.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Barney ? it's Manhattan South, they say our siren isn't suppose to be on
Capt. Barney Miller : Tell them "No Kidding"
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : No Kidding !
Capt. Barney Miller : Hello , Hello. This is Captain Miller here, yeah, what ? Yes, I'm fully aware of that. It was unintentional.
Inspector Frank Luger : Well, why is the siren going on Barney ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Unintentional
Inspector Frank Luger : Unintentional, Commissioner.
Capt. Barney Miller : Look at it as an unscheduled test. All right. Relax. Relax. Take it easy. Well, you know, there are 11 million people in this city and if something did go wrong there is no way of getting them out are you aware of that ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Yeah, well we have heard rumors, sir. Huh ? biggies. Yeah. Unfounded. There all unfounded. Thank you, sir.
Capt. Barney Miller : Look it up in your grey book ! Grey book !
Inspector Frank Luger : Panic ? In the City ? Oh, at City Hall . Oh, they all left , huh ? Where they go ? Well, you think you can get them back to us? I -- I certainly hope so, too. Yes, sir. Goodbye
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, get one and read it and learn something !
Inspector Frank Luger : Barney, take it easy. It was all talk. It was just loose talk
Capt. Barney Miller : Sure, this time but someday !
Det. Ron Harris : No sir, don't pay any attention to it. It was a false alarm. Right !
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Believe me, there's no trouble it was a mistake. The siren went on and we can't turn it off.
Det. Ron Harris : Sorry ma'am . It was a mistake , Please try to overlook it, okay
Capt. Barney Miller : Twelfth Precinct, Captain Miller speaking...
Inspector Frank Luger : Oh and listen Barney...
Capt. Barney Miller : Hold on, please
Inspector Frank Luger : What I said about me and the cashier over in Bensonhurst-- you know , there's nothing to that. It's unfounded, Barney. It's all unfounded. Keep it under your hat, will you ? Don't say anything about it
Capt. Barney Miller : No Problem.
Inspector Frank Luger : Right. Good, Barn. Thanks. I'll see you around boys.