Barney Miller (TV Series)
Discovery (1975)
Hal Linden: Capt. Barney Miller
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Quotes
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Darryl Driscoll : I hope it doesn't take too long. I have a lecture at noon.
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, you go to school?
Darryl Driscoll : No, I'm having lunch with my mother.
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Det. Phil Fish : You wouldn't believe this. According to their records, I'm deceased.
Capt. Barney Miller : That's probably incorrect.
[camera pans to Fish who has a pained expression on his face]
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Capt. Barney Miller : When the gods will destroy they first make man.
Det. Ron Harris : Ah.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : That's beautiful. Who said that?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : [laughing] Harris, how do you know all these things?
Det. Ron Harris : Man, when I was a kid, I stole books!