Barney Miller (TV Series)
Community Relations (1977)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : What happened to the case ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : The judge called a recess... so I could have time to get my facts straight
Capt. Barney Miller : Okay, just relax take it easy. Everything is going go all right.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I doubt it. I just can't talk in front of people.
Det. Ron Harris : Here you go Wojo
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Thanks, Harris. Even when I was in High School, if I had to give a report, I'd get so nervous, I'd upchuck
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : That won't impress a jury... It won't
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, Woj
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah
Det. Ron Harris : Man, you know what would help you a lot ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What ?
Det. Ron Harris : A vest. Really, man, people believe a vest
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Harris... There is nothing wrong with what I'm wearing
Det. Ron Harris : Well, I mean, now is not the time to go into that
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I'll be back in a couple of hours, unless I am cited for contempt or something
Frank Pissano : Let's go Wojciehowicz
Capt. Barney Miller : Listen, take it easy, relax. Everything will be all right.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : All right
Det. Ron Harris : And fix your tie
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Right
Frank Pissano : Hey, take the gum out of your mouth before you get on the stand
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Nah, I got to have it. It keeps my saliva going. keeps my saliva going
Frank Pissano : I'm gonna lose this case. I know I'm gonna lose.