- Londo Mollari: Now - pffft - anyone can be emperor. I can be emperor. Vir can be emperor. If Vir can be emperor - a small earth cat can be emperor!
- [the captain appears to be the only one not amused by a performance of Rebo and Zooty the President doesn't notice this]
- President John Sheridan: Oh this is a moment you can tell your children about, Captain.
- Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: I'll get on to having some right away.
- [last lines]
- [Zooty, covering his talking-machine with his hat, whispers something to Sheridan]
- G'Kar: What did he say?
- President John Sheridan: "Because it tells me to."
- [first lines]
- Customs Officer: Anything to declare?
- Rebo: I have nothing to declare, my dear man, except my genius!
- Zooty: And I have nothing to declare except Rebo's genius either. - Zooty-zoot, zoot, zoot!