- Wakko Warner: Wanna tell jokes?
- Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: No! No jokes!
- Wakko Warner: It's really funny.
- Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: Oh, alright. But just one joke.
- Wakko Warner: Knock knock!
- Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: Who's there?
- Wakko Warner: Max!
- Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: Max who?
- Wakko Warner: Max wants to come in and go crazy!
- Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: OK. Now that joke wasn't really funny. It didn't even make sense.
- Wakko Warner: It does if you know Max.
- Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: But I don't even know Max!
- Wakko Warner: If you did, you'd be laughing.
- Andrea Romano: I can't believe that guy. I Taft-Hartley'd him on his first job!
- The Brain: I heard that.