Animaniacs (TV Series)

De-Zanitized/The Monkey Song/Nighty-Night Toon (1993)

Rob Paulsen: Yakko Warner, Pinky, Dr. Otto Scratchensniff, Porky Pig

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Quotes 

• Wakko : Maybe you should see a P-psychiatrist.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : I AM a P-psych... I mean, a psychiatrist!

• Dr. Scratchensniff : I know what you kids want... you want to talk to Mr. Puppet Head!

  [imitating another character] 

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Hello, kids. I'm Mr. Puppet Head. Tell me why you kids make the jokes?

  [the Warners are silent] 

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Why aren't you talking to Mr. Puppet Head? No no, it's very simple watch this... Hello, Mr. Puppet Head. How are you?

  [imitating Mr. Puppet Head] 

  Dr. Scratchensniff : I am fine, Dr. Scratchensniff. How are you?

  [normal voice] 

  Dr. Scratchensniff : I am fine, Mr. Puppet Head. Did you have a yummy breakfast?

  [imitating Mr. Puppet Head] 

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Oh, yes. Very yummy. How was your breakfast?

  [normal voice] 

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Mine was as yummy as yours.

  [to the Warners] 

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Now, you see? Isn't that easy?

  Yakko : Are you sure you don't need to see a P-psychiatrist?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : I AM a P-psych... I mean a psychiatrist! I AM! I AM! I AM!

  [uses the hand his puppet is on to tear off his hair] 

  Yakko : Mr. Puppet Head's hungry.

• Dr. Scratchensniff : [showing Dot an inkblot]  What do you see here?

  Dot : I'd say you're not a very good artist.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : I didn't draw it.

  Dot : Then whoever did needs to go back to school.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : No, no. It's an inkblot.

  Dot : I'll say.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : It's not supposed to look like anything!

  Dot : Then you did a very good job.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : I DIDN'T DRAW IT! Don't you think it looks like a little kitty cat or a butterfly or something?

  Dot : No.

  [takes off the inkblot and changes it into a butterfly] 

  Dot : THAT'S a butterfly.

• Dr. Scratchensniff : What is on your mind?

  Wakko : My hat.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : No, your hat is on your head. What is on your MIND?

  Wakko : My... skin?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : No, that's on your head. What is on your MIND?

  Wakko : Oh, I got it! My hair!

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Your hair is on your head!

  [tears off some of his hair] 

  Dr. Scratchensniff : THIS IS HAIR! THIS IS HAIR! IT'S NOT ON MY MIND! IT'S ON MY HEAD!

  Wakko : No, it's in your hand.

• Dr. Scratchensniff : Any word that comes to mind.

  Yakko : Brain.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : But we haven't started.

  Yakko : Begun.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : No, wait.

  Yakko : Yield.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Stop!

  Yakko : Cease.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : SILENCE!

  Yakko : Quiet.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : ENOUGH!

  Yakko : Plenty.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Would you please listen?

  Yakko : Hear.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : NO, YOU STUPID KID! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

  Yakko : Comprehend.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Get out! Get out! Get OUT!

  Yakko : Leave, leave, leave.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : These Varner Brothers are driving me crazy!

  Yakko : Insane. Unhinged. Demented.

• Narrator : Inside the Water Tower room there was a log flume and a picture of a big baboon.

  Ralph the Guard : Huh?

  Narrator : And three little toons acting like goons.

  Yakko : I'm Yakko

  Wakko : I'm Wakko.

  Dot : And I'm cute!

  Narrator : A dog and a cat.

  Runt : Cat? Where's a cat?

  Narrator : And a big-headed rat

  The Brain : I'm a mouse, not a rat.

• Narrator : In this room and in this verse are Dr. Scratchensniff and...

  Wakko , Yakko : Hello Nurse!

• Dr. Scratchensniff : So tell me more about these dreams you've been having Mr. Reagan?

  Ronald Reagan : Well, in my dreams I'm President of the United States.

  [Dr. Scratchensniff writes down on his notepad "DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR" and "INCURABLE"] 

• Dr. Scratchensniff : Do you know who I am?

  [the Warners run to three contestant podiums with their names. Yakko pushes a button on his] 

  Yakko : Dr. Otto Scratchensniff world famous psycho-analyst to the stars?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Correct.

  Yakko : I won! I won!

  [he leaps into Scratchensniff's arms] 

  Yakko : What did I win?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Nothing.

  Yakko : Say what kinda game show is this?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : This isn't a game show.

  Yakko : I'll say it isn't. Nobody wins anything. You'll be lucky to be on the air for one week.

• Dr. Scratchensniff : What do you want?

  Yakko : We asked you first.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Well, I want... no you didn't!

  Dot : Well we meant to.

• Dot : Did ya miss us?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : I don't even know you.

  Wakko , Yakko : We're the Warner Brothers!

  Dot : And the Warner Sister!

• Dr. Scratchensniff : Now, Dot... May I call you Dot?

  Dot : Yes. But call me Dottie and you die.