- Les Miseranimals: Do you hear the poodles bark, barking the barks of angry mutts? It is the high-pitched yap of pedigree dogs whose mouths will not be shut!
- [singing]
- Miserable Diner: At the end of my fork is an unknown food product!
- Tristesse: You miserable fool, that's a bit of sardine!
- Miserable Diner: If that's a sardine, then I'm the bloomin' May Queen!
- Miserable Diners: Forgive us, sir, but your gourmet pies are obscene! We want protein!
- [all leave]
- Les Miseranimals: Oh save us, God, we're living with a Sweeney Todd!
- [singing]
- Kitty Ducockis: Dogs and cats shouldn't fraternize.
- Rita: You want to end up in meat pies?
- Cat Ballue: Rita's right, let's use our paws.
- Kitty Litter: I hate gettin' dirt between me claws!
- Rita: Get over yourself.
- Pablo Picasso: [answering the Warners] Oui oui.
- Yakko: [disgusted] The things they get away with on kids' shows today.
- Dot: Go to your room and don't come out until you clean up your mouth!
- Yakko: Did you know you have P.P. on your smock?
- Dot: Ewwww!
- Pablo Picasso: Those are my initials, I am Pablo Picasso!