Animaniacs (TV Series)

Branimaniacs/The Warners and the Beanstalk/Frontier Slappy (1994)

Frank Welker: Ralph the Guard, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Ralph the Guard : Pea, pie, poo, kerplot. I smells Yakko, Wakko and Dot!

  Yakko Warner : Don't you mean "Fee-fi-fo-fum"?

  Ralph the Guard : Yeah, but it don't rhymes with Dot.

• Yakko Warner : Eat them, eat them on a cloud.

  Ralph the Guard : Oh, all right, for crying out loud!

  [takes the plate and swallows the meal] 

  Ralph the Guard : Mmmmm! Gold eggs and meat I do not hate.

  Yakko Warner : But now those clouds won't hold your weight.

  Ralph the Guard : Gee, I never thought about that.

  [Ralph falls through the cloud, crashing into the ground bellow] 

  Ralph the Guard : Fee-fi-fo-fum, I fall down and hurt my bum.

• Yakko Warner : [rhyming à la Dr. Suess]  I'm sure you'll love this, have a seat. Here's your meal, gold eggs and meat.

  Ralph the Guard : I does not like gold eggs and meat, It's you who I would like to eat.