- Slappy Squirrel: We're going to Tumcumcari, New Mexico.
- Slappy Squirrel: Why?
- Slappy Squirrel: To meet Bumbie's Mom.
- Skippy Squirrel: Bumbie's Mom? She's... WAAH!
- Slappy Squirrel: ...Pavlov would love this kid.
- Skippy Squirrel: [Bumbie's Mom gets shot] Bumbie's Mommy... WAAAAAAH!
- Slappy Squirrel: [Surprised out of a nap] Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel!
- Skippy Squirrel: WAAAAAH! Bumbie's Mommy!
- Slappy Squirrel: Calm down kiddo, it's just a movie, she not really...
- Skippy Squirrel: ...dead, she's dead. Bumbie's an orphan! WAAAAAAAAAH!
- Rude Woman: What is that child's problem?
- Slappy Squirrel: Me, and in about 2 seconds, you're going to share that problem.
- Rude Woman: Well, I never!
- Slappy Squirrel: Well, you should, it's fun.
- Slappy Squirrel: [She catches Skippy glaring at Veena Waleen] What's your problem?
- Skippy Squirrel: That's not Bumbie's mom. She's old!
- Slappy Squirrel: [to the audience] Tactless, yet rude.
- [the Warners have encased the candy store owner in a giant chocolate bunny who is taken away by orphans]
- Yakko Warner: Wait'll they get to the creamy filling!
- Dot: [Mr. Flaxseed is getting fearful of falling from the ladder] Don't look down Mister, you might fall, hit your head and die, and your brains would leak ALL over!