- Boy: Boy, there's nothing better to do after school, than stay at school and play.
- Girl: I love school so much, I wish I could marry it.
- Announcer: Baloney and Kids is brought to you by this station and other stations that lack clever programming.
- Yakko Warner: [after Baloney is hit by another anvil] Who's dropping those anvils anyway?
- [the camera pans upward to reveal both Princesses of Props and the Prince of Props]
- Princess of Props #1: Take us with you!
- Princess of Props #2: Don't leave us, please!
- Prince of Props: Free us from the lumpy thing!
- Princess of Props #1, Princess of Props #2, Prince of Props: TAKE US WITH YOU!
- [they leap down into Wakko, Yakko, and Dot's arms respectively]
- Yakko Warner: Neat-o, complete-o, yippee.
- Yakko Warner: Is that cute girl coming back?
- Baloney: Cute girl? Goshums, Yakko, I don't know what you're talking about.
- Yakko Warner: There's a shocker.
- Baloney: [holding a paper plate, with a face drawn on it in front of his own face] Guess who.
- [laughs]
- Wakko Warner: Is it... Abraham Lincoln?
- Baloney: [laughs] No.
- Dot Warner: Hmm... could it be Nancy Kerrigan?
- Baloney: [laughs] No.
- Yakko Warner: Is it a... big, fat polyester dinosaur, who's the color of an international house of pancakes, with a paper plate over his face?
- Baloney: No. It's me, Baloney!
- Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Yakko Warner: You're kidding!
- Announcer: She's Katie Kaboom! Katie Kaboom! Lives in a house with a garden in bloom. Her family knows that anytime soon their little lady Katie goes Kaboom!
- Yakko Warner: It was harsh but it had to be done.
- [Baloney starts laughing]
- Wakko Warner: IT'S UNSTOPPABLE!
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Baloney: [singing] We love you.
- Baloney: I love we!
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [pointing at Baloney] He's as dumb as dumb can be.
- Baloney: Yep.
- [laughs]
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Baloney: [singing] But we found a way that we can get along.
- Baloney: [singing] I stand still...
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Baloney: [singing] ... for the anvil song!
- [Baloney laughs then gets crushed by a falling anvil]
- Katie Ka-Boom: [Katie's father has told her that she can drive the rest of the way home] Me, driving, this is so cool!
- Katie's Mom: Listen to your father Katie, he's got years of experience.
- Katie Ka-Boom: I *know* how to drive Mom!
- Baloney and Kids Announcer: This program is brought to you by this station and other stations that lack clever programming.
- Wakko Warner: It's unstoppable!
- Yakko Warner: Call in the national guard!
- Dot Warner: Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!