Angel (TV Series)

That Vision Thing (2001)

J. August Richards: Charles Gunn

Quotes 

• Old Chinese Woman : [Angel, Gunn and Wesley enter Chinese herbalist]  Your kind not welcome here.

  Charles Gunn : Since when can't a brother buy some ginseng tea?

  Old Chinese Man : Not you, him.

  [points at Angel] 

  Old Chinese Man : Vampire not welcome.

• Charles Gunn : Five herb shops in Chinatown. We've been to four. How come whatever we're searchin' for is always in the last place we look?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I suppose it's one of the unwritten laws of being a dick. Ah... ahem... A sleuth, a gumshoe, a Sherlock.

  Charles Gunn : All I know is, you use the word "dick" again, and we're gonna have a problem. So what's the name of this place anyway?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Van Hoa Dong. It should be up here on the left.

• Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : I know you're probably disappointed that you couldn't go fight that thing with Angel.

  Charles Gunn : Right, because why would I want to walk with a cute young woman on a beautiful night, when I could be out hacking and slaying an ugly, boil-covered demon monster, and getting myself killed?

  Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : I can't apologize enough.

  Charles Gunn : Hey, I just follow orders, no matter how tough the job.

• Charles Gunn : [describing Cordelia's visions to Fred]  What Cordelia means is that she doesn't choose to have a vision. The Powers send them to her, when they got info to share.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Think of them as gifts.

  Cordelia : Yes, "having my head torn open and hot lava poured into my skull" gifts.