- Arnold Bailey: What took you so long? Did your Pa bawl you out?
- Opie Taylor: No, he sat me down and gave me a talk about the facts of life.
- Arnold Bailey: Did you tell him you already knew all about it?
- Opie Taylor: No, I didn't want to spoil it for him.
- Andy Taylor: Ope, uh, when you get together with your friends, uh, do you ever talk about girls?
- Opie Taylor: What for?