The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Barney and the Governor (1963)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Andy Taylor : The last thing you remember was takin' a drink of water out of the cooler?
Barney Fife : That was it, Andy. Next thing I know, it's Happy New Year!
Andy Taylor : I had a drink of water out of that cooler this morning and...
Andy Taylor , Barney Fife : Otis!
Andy Taylor : He spiked the spring water!
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Barney Fife : Otis, what are you doin' here? It's only Friday afternoon!
Otis Campbell : I decided to take a long weekend because of the holiday.
Barney Fife : What holiday?
Otis Campbell : I think it's our anniversary.
Barney Fife : Why ain't you home with your wife?
Otis Campbell : What kind of a holiday would that be?
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Barney Fife : Otis, did you hear what they want to do to me? They want to humiliate me! Embarass me! And the mayor and Andy both standin' there watchin' it! What do you say to that?
[drinks a cup of spiked water]
Otis Campbell : Cheers.