- Richard Fish: You could have at least TRIED to be sympathetic.
- Ling Woo: I was under oath!
- Richard Fish: Garlic...
- Ling Woo: If this thing comes down to whether or not that Judge likes me, Richard, then I lose. He hates me.
- [John leans on Richard and takes off his shoes]
- Ling Woo: What is the funny little man doing now?
- John "The Biscuit" Cage: I have to prepare my final statement, you ungrateful little PIMP.
- [Ling gasps]
- Richard Fish: Your Honor, if I may...
- Judge Seymour Walsh: Oh, Dear God!
- Richard Fish: Almost EVERY woman is BOUGHT. It's good that these kids learn that at a young age.
- Judge Seymour Walsh: Mr. Fish -
- Richard Fish: Tell me women don't become interested in men because of the size of their wallets. We see beautiful young girls walking around with 80-year-old men on WELFARE all the time, don't we? People in this country are seduced by success! Fancy car, big house, beautiful woman. It's the American Way.