All in the Family (TV Series)

Gloria Poses in the Nude (1971)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : What the hell kinda paintings are these?

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : They're nudes, but very abstract. Oh, look, here's one we love: Nude in Limbo. See, there's her head, and there's the long line of her neck, and there's her...

  Archie Bunker : I know what THEM are! Why did he give her three of them?

• Archie Bunker : I don't know how you could drag me to that movie, Edith - it was one of the most disgusting things I ever seen!

  Edith Bunker : I'm sorry, Archie, I thought it was a religious picture: Cardinal Knowledge...

  Archie Bunker : CARNAL Knowledge, Edith - that's a whole different thing!

• Archie Bunker : Oh, Hungarian, Hungarian! Let me tell you what I heard about Hungarians, something I learned at my mother's knee: a Hungarian is a guy who will go into a revolving door behind you and come out ahead of you!

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : The human body is art, it's a part of life.

  Archie Bunker : So is throwing up, but I don't want to look at it!

• Archie Bunker : Let me tell you something about men: men have things called hormones...

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Women have hormones, too!

  Archie Bunker : Theirs don't count!

• Lionel Jefferson : [Explaining why he asked Mike to go jogging]  Let me ask you a question, Mr. Bunker: if you saw a black guy running by himself through THIS neighborhood at 6:00 in the morning, what would YOU think?

  Archie Bunker : [Ponders momentarily]  You gotta point there, Lionel.

• Archie Bunker : [after Gloria greets her parents in Hungarian]  She's becoming a happy little bohunk, isn't she?

• Archie Bunker : She was home at 6:00, and you didn't know NOTHING!

  Edith Bunker : How could I, Archie, I was at the movie with you?

  Archie Bunker : What difference does THAT make?