All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie's Civil Rights (1975)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Judge Frances MacKenzie : How do you plead?

  Archie : Guilty with an explanation.

  Judge Frances MacKenzie : What's the explanation?

  Archie : I ain't guilty.

• Archie : [Archie, muttering to Edith while awaiting Judge McKenzie to enter]  This guy McKenzie - he probably had a bad night, and a lousy breakfast and sufferin' from hemorrhoods. Ninety days in the clink for sure.

  [the Judge turns out to be a middle-aged black woman] 

  Archie : Holy Cow, it's the rock pile for me.

• Judge Frances MacKenzie : Mrs. Bunker, you're out of order.

  Archie Bunker : No, she ain't pregnant. Just my daughter.

• Officer Gorsky : Now you say the suspect was Caucasian?

  Archie Bunker : No, he was white. Well he could've had some colored mixed in him the way things are now adays. Yeah, he could've been one of them macaroons.

• Archie Bunker : I'm up the creek in a boat with a hole.