- Archie Bunker: [On the phone] Jefferson, let me talk to Lionel, there.
- [pause]
- Archie Bunker: I know it's 1:00 AM, but youse people don't sleep on a Saturday night!
- Betty Sue: Gloria, you never told us you had a daddy like that!
- Archie Bunker: Like WHAT!
- Betty Sue: Well, for instance, our Daddy would think YOU were a communist!
- Archie Bunker: Why's that?
- Betty Sue: Because you live in New York City.
- Edith Bunker: I said I was wrong!
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: And I said I was wrong!
- Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: And I said I was wrong!
- Archie Bunker: Well, in that case... youse are all wrong, I WASN'T!
- Archie Bunker: Seein' as how your old man feels about white people, ain't you takin' a big risk havin' Mike over there?
- Lionel Jefferson: I'm just returning a favor.
- Archie Bunker: How's that?
- Lionel Jefferson: During the Civil War some of you white folks hid us out when we ran away.
- Archie Bunker: Yeah... but youse people was worth somethin'!