- Brisco County Jr.: [as they ride off] You know something Bowler, this trip has taught me something.
- Lord Bowler: What's that?
- Brisco County Jr.: The more I learn the less I know.
- Lord Bowler: Yeah I hear you Brisco and I understand what you mean.
- Brisco County Jr.: You do?
- Lord Bowler: Yeah, at the rate we learnin thangs, we won't know nuthin in no time.