- Brisco County Jr.: You wouldn't be dumb enough to shoot me with all those soldiers out there, would you Bill?
- Phil Swill: I'm Phil. *He's* Bill. And I just might be dumber than you think.
- Lord Bowler: Uh oh, we hit the Sheriff.
- [Deputies walk in and point their guns at Brisco and Lord Bowler]
- Brisco County Jr.: Yeah, but I didn't hit the deputy.