Don Borisenko: Russ Jordan

Quotes 

• Dennis McGubgub : [piloting Cessna Skywagon]  I'm going to have to put down and wait out this storm.

  Russ Jordan : [holding gun on Dennis]  You just keep flyin'.

  Dennis McGubgub : Look! Kid! The Lacloche Mountains are down there to the right. I can't go over 'em. This stuff is solid up to 5,000 feet. I'm going to have to set 'er down or slam into one of those peaks.

  Russ Jordan : You think I'm pretty stupid, don't you? I know you guys; you fly in any kind of weather. You'll make it.

  Dennis McGubgub : You've been watching too many movies. Why don't you sit down and fasten your seatbelt, uh?

• Russ Jordan : [looking over beached seaplane]  Huh! That's a bad bang on the float.

  Billy Williams : Think it's serious?

  Russ Jordan : [pensive]  Have you got a knife?

  Billy Williams : Yeah, a hunting knife. Why?

  Russ Jordan : Alright, look. Go into the woods and scrape up all the pine pitch you can find. We're gonna fix this thing.

  Billy Williams : Hey! How come you know so much?