- Officer Pete Malloy: [after the woman being questioned stated her name is Jean Tomlin, lives in Encino, and owns the car involved in the parking lot accident] DMV says the car is registered to Jessica Caldwell at a Burbank address. Still say it's yours?
- Jessica Caldwell: So I use a professional name. Is that a crime?
- Officer Pete Malloy: Well what is your profession, miss?
- Jessica Caldwell: [angered at the insinuation] What kind of a crack is that? You better pull in your horns, buster! I don't take that kind of crack from any badge-heavy clown!