Action (TV Series)

Strong Sexual Content (1999)

Jarrad Paul: Adam Rafkin

Quotes 

• Adam Rafkin : I wanna have sex with every person here.

  Peter Dragon : Don't look at me!

  Adam Rafkin : The ugliest man in this place is twice as pretty as the prettiest girl I ever slept with!

• Peter Dragon : These girls want the same thing that you want.

  Adam Rafkin : No, Peter, I don't believe any of these women want my mother dead.

• Adam Rafkin : Why would Peter have a frog... in his ass?

  Julia : These guys become so jaded they have to resort to some pretty weird stuff to get themselves stimulated.

  Adam Rafkin : That's... ew... that's... grotesque, isn't it?

  Julia : Well, my philosophy is: if it feels good, do it.

• Adam Rafkin : Oh, you didn't, you didn't hear the thing about the frog?

  Stuart Glazer : [rips off his sunglasses]  No, and I don't want to live another minute without hearing it.

  Adam Rafkin : Well, it seems as though our friend Peter was rushed into the emergency room with a frog in a little place called... his ass.

  Stuart Glazer : [laughs]  Oh, who says, that can't be true.

  Adam Rafkin : They have the frog on the Internet in a jar of formaldehyde.

• Peter Dragon : Hey, you got that suicide scene I've been waiting for?

  Adam Rafkin : Yes. I did. I killed myself to get it done by yesterday...