Action (TV Series)

Lights, Camera, Action! (1999)

Fab Filippo: Holden Van Dorn

Quotes 

• Holden Van Dorn : Caleb... Caleb is more like a... he's like a... he's like a lobster. You know? Like, low to the ground, moves on his own time, he's got a hard shell, he hates butter. Stuff like that.

• Holden Van Dorn : I am the star, Peter, I'm the star!

  [shouting] 

  Holden Van Dorn : I have to have the bigger codpiece!

  Peter Dragon : Yeah, I read that in Laurence Olivier's book 'Acting with your crotch'.

  Holden Van Dorn : Who the fuck is Laurence Olivier?

  Peter Dragon : Exactly.