The A-Team (TV Series)

The Road to Hope (1985)

George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith

Quotes 

• "Howling Mad" Murdock : I rest my case, mein colonel. The woman came to the table, she looked around and she saw only you.

  Hannibal : It's because I'm better looking.

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : [laughs mockingly]  It's because I made myself invisible.

• Hannibal : She should be selling bridges in Brooklyn.

  Faceman : Oh, come on, Hannibal, please! The Brooklyn Bridge goes for five, six hundred thousand dollars, minimum. Believe me, I know. I've sold it twice already.

• Hannibal : Well, I can see why you guys are confused, but think about me? I mean I walk into the back of a restaurant and the next thing I know I'm in a science fiction movie.

• Scarett : You've got something for me?

  Hannibal : Yeah, I got a great new gorilla story I know you love 'em, so I came right out.

  Scarett : Save the jokes, 'cause I've got plans for you, wiseguy.

  Hannibal : Let me guess. We're gonna dig some more graves?

  Scarett : Man's a mind reader.

• E. Robert Colton : He's a newsman!

  Hannibal : You don't like newsmen. How about fireman? Mailman? Cop! Uh, wrong.

• E. Robert Colton : What's this?

  Hannibal : [tied to a gurney and dazed]  Uh... that's my wig, I sometimes wear it with my Groucho Marx glasses.

• Jim Beam : [Shaking hands with Hannibal who is disguised as a bum]  Jim Beam.

  Hannibal : Jack Daniel's