- [last lines. CJ calls Jim from Canada, having been sent there by him to buy "acetylsalicyclic acid" for his hip]
- C.J. Barnes: Hey, it's C.J... "Acetylsalicyclic acid"? You sent me all the way to Canada for *aspirin*?
- [pause, Jim laughs]
- Jim Egan: C.J., the pain in my hip is still here, but now the pain in my ass is in Canada!