- Kookie: Why you flag this around?
- Carrie: Oh it's a really good magazine! Tells all the facts about TV people.
- Kookie: Yeah? Like what?
- Carrie: Oh like lots of things. For instance; Will Hutchins is not married.
- Kookie: Who's he?
- Carrie: Sugarfoot silly. On Tuesday nights.
- Kookie: Oh, I work on Tuesday nights.
- [last lines]
- [Using a jewel in a ring that may or may not be a diamond, Kookie has just scratched the windshield of a man about to leave his parking lot. The man opens his car door, exits, and asks Kookie a question]
- Man Whose Windshield Gets Scratched: [plaintively] Why?
- Leggs Carson: Oh, Jeff. They've been paging you on the loudspeaker.
- Jeff Spencer: Well, I had to do it. You see, I like the free publicity.