3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

You Don't Know Dick (2001)

John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon

Quotes 

• Dr. Dick Solomon : Mary, coming to lunch? A new sushi place just opened.

  Dr. Mary Albright : Dick, I can't have sushi.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Why not?

  Dr. Mary Albright : I'm allergic. It makes me vomit.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Who could have put that idea in your head?

  Dr. Mary Albright : The paramedics.

• Harry Solomon : [Harry gets a job at the local TV station, and misinterprets his title]  Y'know what, I'm gettin' tired of everyone always tellin' me what to do. 'Go-fer this, go-fer that.' How am I supposed to be a serious 'gopher' when everyone's always treatin' me like an errand-boy.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [later, as everyone sits on the roof reflecting on the events of the day]  I'm sorry that 'gopher' thing didn't work out, Harry.

  Harry Solomon : Oh, well, it's okay. Actually, this reporter hired me to dig up some dirt, so tomorrow I'm gonna be a mole.